Whether you're guarding cursed treasure, plotting world domination, or just avoiding your to-do list, this tee channels the spirit of the most majestic (and mildly antisocial) creatures in legend.
Inspired by fire-breathers of old: the great worms, the jewel-sleepers, the Chiefest of Calamities, this shirt is perfect for hoarders of snacks, memes, or gold.
 
Wear it. Defend your hoard. Trust no burglar.